wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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becausebirds:

jadafitch:

Birds with Baskets
Watercolor
Prints and Tees Available http://society6.com/JadaFitch

Too adorable not to share. Must buy.

But should the gull have candy bars and garbage in its basket instead? Is that horrible to say? ;)

Yea

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THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

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sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.

demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.

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lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

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